Political Humor

Guy pees on hill behind President Obama…for freedom!

A man answers the call of nature on a hill behind President Obama

A man peed on a hill while President Obama gave a speech in Cincinnati. So…caption time!

Man, Obama voters are pissed.

Here is yet another leak from the Obama administration.

Hey, where’s Biden?

Time to redistribute that Mountain Dew!

No, he didn’t make that. Someone made that for him. No, wait, he definitely made that.

Someone get Joe the Plumber down here.

Hey, look, there’s a metaphor for our foreign policy over on that hill.

Call in the drones!

This man’s private sector is doing just fine.

Photo via Twitchy

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Another great generic election column

Great minds really do think alike. On August 19 A. Barton Hinkle penned an intentionally boilerplate partisan election column entitled “The wrong side absolutely must not win.

It starts:

“The past several weeks have made one thing crystal-clear: Our country faces unmitigated disaster if the Other Side wins. No reasonably intelligent person can deny this. All you have to do is look at the way the Other Side has been running its campaign. Instead of focusing on the big issues that are important to the American People, it has fired a relentlessly negative barrage of distortions, misrepresentations and flat-out lies.”

Then on August 20 Ramesh Ponnuru wrote an intentionally boilerplate partisan election column titled, “I’m Right, You’re Wrong and Other Political Truths.”

After a quote from Alexis de Tocqueville, it starts:

“I can’t stand the people on your side. Not you, particularly. You’re fine. It’s your side that’s ruining everything great about this country. Your side lies shamelessly. Your leaders just make things up. And you just follow them blindly, like sheep — like blind sheep. You hang out with people who think just like you, and listen only to shows where you’ll hear your own views repeated. It’s an echo chamber of lies!”

Ponnuru called the timing “an odd coincidence,” which is what it appears to be.

Both pieces are good, and if you read them, you won’t have to read E.J. Dionne, Maureen Dowd, Paul Krugman, Charles Krauthammer or David Brooks between now and the election.

You’re very welcome.

Image via Jane Ballback

 

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Every political election column ever: Ramesh Ponnuru’s ‘I’m Right, You’re Wrong and Other Political Truths’

Ramesh Ponnuru’s ‘I’m Right, You’re Wrong and Other Political Truths’ is what every partisan election column, Internet article comment and dumb Facebook post from both Democrats and Republicans sounds like to Americans who think the Republicans and Democrats should not be entrusted with any position more important than Detroit horseshoer.

Read it and you pretty much won’t have to read another word about the 2012 presidential election between now and November.

Thank you for this excellent piece of 2012 election humor, Ramesh Ponnuru.

More 2012 presidential election humor:

Finally, a political party for me

Democrats’ election spam tastes familiar

Rick Santorum’s email inbox

 

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Andy Borowitz is not funny, says Salon

Here’s something you never see. Politically liberal publication Salon and its self-admittedly politically liberal writer Alex Pareene are publicly calling out politically liberal comedian Andy Borowitz as “not funny.”  Pareene makes the same observation that I did when the New Yorker purchased the Borowitz Report.

I wrote:

“Clearly the major issue moving forward is how the Borowitz Report’s ultra-liberal political slant will mesh with The New Yorker’s mega-liberal political slant. For example: Will the two entities clash over whether Mitt Romney is an awful human being or just a terrible excuse of a man? Only time will tell.

“Nonetheless, congratulations are in order for Borowitz. In the last year he has signed on with one of the most respected publishers of humor in the nation and published one of the best collections of humor ever printed. It’s great to see humor writers being taken seriously, and although Borowitz might do well to discover that it’s not just the Republicans who are completely evil and corrupt, his humor remains enjoyable and necessary.”

I stand by that. I am glad to see humor writers get respect. Borowitz compiled an enjoyable humor anthology, and some of his jokes are good. But I also believed then, and believe now, that Borowitz’s point of view is too narrow. We get it. Grrr! Republicans bad! How about pointing some of that rage at other deserving targets?

Pareene echoed my analysis. Here’s how he opened the piece:

“Andy Borowitz makes dad jokes for self-satisfied liberals. If you think Sarah Palin is stupid and Mitt Romney is rich, Andy Borowitz has some jokes that will decidedly not challenge a single one of your prior assumptions!”

I’d like to add something to what I originally wrote. I should have gone deeper on this. Borowitz’s humor is, as I wrote, necessary. It’s necessary for Republicans.

What?!?

I’ll explain.

When comics like Borowitz only aim their humor at Republicans, they do Democrats a disservice. If there is truth to the comedian’s message, the Republicans eventually will get it that they look like a bunch of rich, evil guys. They soften their tone. They change their image, if not their platform. They move incrementally towards something that, publicly, looks less gross. They adjust because they’re getting razor-sharp feedback from clever and motivated people.

Meanwhile Democrats have no idea how ridiculous they look because the nation’s most talented and thoughtful comedians (most of them liberals) are too busy bashing at Republicans to give the Democrats a fair critique. As a result, Democrats are rarely reminded how dumb they can look. I am looking in your direction, anyone who had a hand in the political career of one Joe Biden.

When criticism is fair, the one being criticized learns. When it’s not fair, the critic appears foolish. When there is no criticism, and you’re a politician surrounded by people who keep telling you how great you are, you the politician receive no value.

I’d like to claim this idea as my own, but it’s a variation of Wall Street Journal writer James Taranto’s “The Taranto Principle,” which is when ”the media’s failure to hold left-wingers accountable for bad behavior merely encourages the left’s bad behavior to the point that its candidates are repellent to ordinary Americans.”

Comedians, much like the press, provide another check on government power and idiocy. And the best humor writers–H.L. Mencken comes to mind–spare no one.

Photo via Salon

 

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Finally, a political party for me

I am having a cocktail

Why, yes, I do believe strongly in your platform, Cocktail Party. So glad you’ve decided to rum for office.

From the Cocktail Party’s Facebook page:

“The Cocktail Party is a group of un-concerned citizens, stirred and sometimes shaken into action in defense of the American spirit. We are in favor of less vitriol and more vodka, calling citizens to the Bar. If these are your sentiments too, why don’t you join us under our tiny umbrella. Give us a shot; our goal is not to represent you but to enjoy your company.”

 More political humor:

Mitt Romney gets the Eminem treatment

Democrats’ election spam tastes familiar

Memorable quotes from McNugget George Washington

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