The Morgan Freemark and Other New Punctuation Marks from College Humor

Check out the Morgan Freemark and the rest of College Humor’s hilarious new punctuation.

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(This is where I would insert a Morgan Freemark if I had one.) Yes, old College Humor was correct, we did need new punctuation marks such as the Morgan Freemark here, so we could know when someone was narrating something with a mix of melancholy, charm and reserved gravitas. I miss my old friend Andy…

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Morgan Freeman Facts: As Narrated by Morgan Freeman

Video: Watch Morgan Freeman narrate a documentary about Morgan Freeman.

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This video is loaded with interesting Morgan Freeman facts, such as, “When Morgan Freeman makes a documentary film, he narrates it first, and nature makes it so.”

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Morgan Freeman outtakes from Dark Knight are funny

Listen to funny Morgan Freeman outtakes from Dark Knight

These Morgan Freeman outtakes are not real, but they are hilarious. In the first one Morgan Freeman doesn’t understand that Bruce Wayne and Batman are two different people. And it just gets better from there.

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Morgan Freeman, voice of God, in poster form

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Best Morgan Freeman impression ever

Watch Josh Thompson do pretty much the best Morgan Freeman impression ever

I just found this excellent Morgan Freeman impression, and while it does not challenge your imagination the way the Morgan Freeman Poster did, or blow your mind the way the Morgan Freeman outtakes did, it’s still pretty damn good. The actor’s name is Josh Thompson and I remember him from The Howard Stern Show. Just try to look at your carpet the same way after this.

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