The St. Patrick’s Day 200

Check out this short story, which contains 200 slang words for drunk

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For St. Patrick’s Day, I wrote a short story that contains 200 different ways to say you’re drunk. How to say it normally, how to say it the way Ben Franklin would have, how to say it politically, and in sports, and like the Irish, and using pop culture, plus all-new slang for drunk. I did it as a short story because who the hell wants to read a list of 200 things? I hope you’ll enjoy it. Have a happy St. Patrick’s Day. As Franklin would have said, I hope you get a little too free with the creature this Saturday. Read The St. Patrick’s Day 200 here in Guyism.

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Author: Joe Donatelli

Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles. He publishes The Humor Columnist.