I wrote a humor column for Scripps-Howard News Service from 2002-2004. Since then I have published humor columns in magazines, online, on my personal site and now here. Below you will find selections from the 300-plus humor columns I have written. If you’d prefer to download a bunch all at once, I’ve compiled 15 of the more memorable columns into this ebook.
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Inside the Mind of a Man with a Comb-Over (Cracked)
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Know Thy Enemy: Diet Soda (Livestrong)
Top 5 Crimes Committed by Squirrels (Top 5)
Know Thy Enemy: Sitting (Livestrong)
Top 10 Worst Workout Fails of All-Time (Muscle & Fitness)
Know Thy Enemy: Carbs (Livestrong)
Kardashian Abbey (DAME)
Returning to Athens is for Foolish Alumni (The Post)
10 Talking Points for the Impromptu High School Reunion That Happens at the Bar the Night Before Thanksgiving (The Humor Columnist)
The 10 Weirdest Foods at Your Grocery Store and Why You Should Eat Them (Livestrong)
11 Reasons Why Miami of Ohio is the Worst Place on Earth (The Humor Columnist)
Some advice for President Obama on his Visit to Athens, Ohio (The Humor Columnist)
Off-campus housing is getting nicer, said no one, ever (The Humor Columnist)
President Obama makes historic visit to Ohio University (The Humor Columnist)
Why don’t men Zumba? (Livestrong)
The 5 stages of a juice fast (Livestrong)
Real-life Jerry and Elaine get hitched (Los Angeles Times)
I want to eat your baby! (Babble)
Can you ride a scooter and still be a man? (Made Man)
I blame my fiancee for this engagement photo (Salon)
5 Ways to Improve Cats (Cracked)
Heavy mayo, or the greatest thing I have seen in L.A. (Hypervocal)
A trip to see the worst movie ever made (These Fries Are Good)
20 discontinued foods that we sort of miss (Livestrong)
My review of Peepshow at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas
Don’t play it straight (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
The White Castle Valentine’s Day Dinner Vs. Spago Valentine’s Day Dinner (Made Man)
The War on Drugs starts at Foot Locker (Scripps Howard)
7 most disturbing moments in Mad Men history (Guyism)
Huey Lewis & The News, a Soulsville release date and The Power of Love
How I scored an interview with Huey Lewis and the News drummer Bill Gibson
20 discontinued foods that we sort of miss (Livestrong)
Taco Bell Doritos Taco Loco: The Review (Guyism)
Holy Taco vs. The Foot-Long Burger (Holy Taco)
The 5 stages of a juice fast (Livestrong)
The St. Patrick’s Day 200 (Guyism)
How to build Ikea furniture — drink heavily (The Humor Columnist)
Party small-talk topics for guys (The Good Men Project)
I blame my fiancee for this engagement photo (Salon)
Joe and Jen’s engagement photo shoot
The 8 rules of engagement photo shoots (Bridal Banter)
Why gay marriage is good for straight men (Guyism)
Fox News Magazine for Women: So Right It Can’t Be Wrong (DAME)
The Junction: A Eulogy (The Humor Columnist)
Memorable quotes from McNugget George Washington (The Humor Columnist)
The Taco Terrorist Scare (DAME)
If only I lived in New Hampshire (Dipdive)
What to do if you’re white and you suddenly realize your karaoke song has the n-word in it (The Humor Columnist)
The 25 saddest things you see at AdultCon (Holy Taco)
I would like to congratulate model/actor Joe Donatelli on being the handsomest Joe Donatelli in America (The Humor Columnist)
4 evolutionary explanations for modern annoyances (Cracked)
My battle with the 12-minute mile (Race Gossip)
Blake Griffin dunks, hits three, sells shirt (Made Man)
Ohio fans, let’s do this again soon (Ohio Today)
Game 7 Lakers: Downtown Los Angeles during Lakers’ game 7 win
7 ways video games are saving the world (Guyism)
Why men love waitresses (Funny or Die)
It’s August! Time to take a vacation (Chicago Sun-Times, login required)
Calling all couples: Take the airport test (Chicago Sun-Times, login required)
What would you say you do here? (The Humor Columnist)
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