Worst prom ever

Read an essay by writer Patrick Schumacker about the worst prom ever

Writer Patrick Schumacker has a funny and horrifying essay over on Justin Halpern’s comedy site These Fries Are Good. I have it on good authority that everything in this essay is true, which makes it all the more unbelievable. It’s NSFW and not for the faint of heart. It describes pretty much the worst prom ever.

Read it here.


Author: Joe Donatelli

Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles. He publishes The Humor Columnist.