Wendy Molyneux asks strangers on the street to give her baby advice

My Twitter friend Wendy Molyneux wrote a funny piece for McSweeney’s in which she begs strangers on the street to tell her how to raise her baby.

My Twitter friend  Wendy Molyneux (you should really be following her) wrote a funny piece for McSweeney’s in which she asks strangers on the street to tell her how to raise her baby. Because parents just LOVE when strangers tell them how to raise their baby.

This is my favorite part:

“Yes, he IS crying, isn’t he? You are right. He’s probably hungry. Should I feed him? And if so, where do I put the food? His eyeball? His butt? What kinds of cuts of meat do babies like?”

Read the whole blessed thing here.

Adorable baby photo by Collin Harvey

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Author: Joe Donatelli

Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles. He publishes The Humor Columnist.