Classic Column: 200 Ways to Say You’re Drunk on St. Patrick’s Day

Read a list – woven into a story – of 200 ways to say I’m drunk this St. Patrick’s Day.

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I wrote this epic tribute to getting salubrious for Guyism in 2012. Looking back, I’m proud of how it turned out. I think it captures the fun essence of this Irish High Holy Day.

May no man owe you a farthing this St. Patrick’s Day!

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Author: Joe Donatelli

Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles. He publishes The Humor Columnist.