Novelist Gary Shteyngart, who is known for his absurdist writing, takes to the pages of The New Yorker to show readers exactly what happens when you outsource your Twitter account to India. This happens:
#Outsourced2India Savoured some excellent aloo parathas at the test match against Pakistan.
Yep, sounds just like a regular guy from New York.
Shteyngart was born in Soviet Russia and went to Oberlin College in Ohio, so he is quite familiar with repressive, freedom-hating regimes, about which he often writes.
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