The Most Important Kitchen Gadget Ever

Read hilarious reviews of the Hutzler Banana Slicer.

banana-slicerThe oven? The microwave? The can opener? Get in the back of the line, mofos, because according to the very passionate citizen reviewers at Amazon, the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer is the most important kitchen aid in history.

Comedy and banana preparation lovers have been flocking to Amazon to read reviews such as “No more winning for you, Mr. Banana” and “Saved my marriage.”

Those two are among the dozens of hilarious reactions to the existence of the the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer, all of which you can and should read here.


Author: Joe Donatelli

Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles. He publishes The Humor Columnist.

  • Hilarious. I shared this ridiculous thing and it’s reviews on my FB fan page last week. Love it!

  • Thanks, Kate! It’s pretty damn ridiculous. Thank you, capitalism.