The oven? The microwave? The can opener? Get in the back of the line, mofos, because according to the very passionate citizen reviewers at Amazon, the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer is the most important kitchen aid in history.
Those two are among the dozens of hilarious reactions to the existence of the the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer, all of which you can and should read here.