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Food Humor
A Loaf of Murder
I think carbs are trying to kill me, and I’ve figured out the reason why.
I wrote all about it at Livestrong.
Dannon Birth Control
“Parks and Rec” writer Megan Amram wrote this Dannon Yogurt Birth Control commercial parody. I could describe it further, but I don’t want to ruin it. Suffice to say, as someone who married into watching women’s television, this looks like every commercial that airs on E!.
Professional Tipper
Sometimes a dinner bill is so large and so complicated that you have to call in a professional for help. From “Portlandia” Season 3, Episode 3, which aired last week, and which might be the best episode the show has done, here’s the Professional Tipper, a tribute to The Wolf from “Reservoir Dogs.”
The back story: everything about Nina’s very complicated, convoluted birthday is a pain in the ass for everyone involved, including the couple at the end of the table who had to take a “birthday loan” out from the bank in order to attend Nina’s party. Now comes the bill and…
The Most Important Kitchen Gadget Ever
The oven? The microwave? The can opener? Get in the back of the line, mofos, because according to the very passionate citizen reviewers at Amazon, the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer is the most important kitchen aid in history.
Comedy and banana preparation lovers have been flocking to Amazon to read reviews such as “No more winning for you, Mr. Banana” and “Saved my marriage.”
Those two are among the dozens of hilarious reactions to the existence of the the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer, all of which you can and should read here.