Super Bowl party rules are as important as the game itself

Read a list of rules for any Super Bowl party

Deadspin editor Drew Magary has 20 rules for all Super Bowl parties and THEY MUST BE FOLLOWED or he will physically rain blows down upon your body. For example:

You must have a high definition television. Guests are legally allowed to shoot the TV if you’re subjecting them to standard definition.

He’s right. Else what are we, savages?

Read it all here.

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Author: Joe Donatelli

Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles. He publishes The Humor Columnist.