Scotch in a can, yes, scotch in a can

This exists: Scotch in a can

This is an important beverage because it could lead to the first guy wearing a monocle and top hat crushing an aluminum can against his forehead.

Via Reason

Scotch in a can is made by Scottish Spirits Imports Inc.


Author: Joe Donatelli

Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles. He publishes The Humor Columnist.

  • Miles Fowler

    Great story Joe! Just saw Huey in Milwaukee the other night. I took my mom. We had a blast! they still got it.

    FYI  Nick Lowe is still as popular as ever. I just saw him open for Wilco earlier this year.

  • Thanks, Miles. They put on a great show. Nick Lowe and Wilco? Sounds like a winner. Just caught Wilco for the first time this year. Great live show. 

  • Jan

    Nice story. I used to play the drums myself, and Bill Gibson was one of the drummers I tried to copy. I like his simple, straight-forward, no-nonsense fills that never messed up the actual beat. The beat is always there, as thight as ever!

  • Thanks, Jan. I’m no drummer, but I’ve heard similar comments from others.