Rob Delaney tells women what is wrong with their bodies

Twitter funny-man Rob Delaney takes to the pages of Vice to tell women what is wrong with their bodies’ “problem areas”

Rob Delaney, possibly my favorite person on Twitter, is a horrible person. Or at least, that’s his act. Delaney is pretty much the meanest guy on Twitter. He tweets things such as “Pretty proud that after all these years I still have the body of a 22 year old triathlete. In my storage shed.” And: “I just did to an avocado what I’d like to do to my neighbor Karen’s yumzone.” ¬†Delaney had an article in Vice nine months ago that I just read, but I’m posting the link now, because this misogynistic rant that starts by mocking the way women view their bodies’ “problem areas” and somehow ends with an indictment against religion and marketing is funnier than most of the stuff I’ve read in the last nine months. Read it here. Photo by Tobyotter


Author: Joe Donatelli

Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles. He publishes The Humor Columnist.