Old people are basically evil

Cracked writer Soren Bowle basically believes that old people are evil

Soren Bowie believes that old people are evil. Bowie writes: “If there is one message to be taken from Snow White, Hansel and Gretel, Cinderella and countless other children’s stories throughout history, it is this: Old people cannot be trusted. They will feed you poison, lock you in ovens and generally try to devour your youth by any means necessary. Even in your everyday life you can see it in the eyes of senior citizens, the hunger loosely knitted on their dangling faces as they shamble through the streets, through empty restaurants and gardens, through the parking lot of the local mall where you and the rest of the survivors are holed up with only one gun.”

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Author: Joe Donatelli

Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles. He publishes The Humor Columnist.