I am compiling my favorite columns into one big, fat, awesome book. Right now I am in the editing stage, which means selecting columns, updating them in certain cases, and giving them another copy edit. The book will go all the way back to my Scripps-Howard days and will include some columns you have seen and probably many that you have not.
“Heavy Mayo” is the working title, and it is taken from the title of an essay in the book.
This cover is temporary, as is usually the case with book covers whose main piece of art is stolen from Google Images.
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