Great Obituary or Greatest Obituary Ever?

Read the funny obituary for William “Freddie” McCullough. May he rest in peace, a legend.

william-freddie-mcculloughIt’s hard to believe, but the obituary for William “Freddie” McCullough is just as good as this photo.

A snippet:

William Freddie McCullough – BLOOMINGDALE – The man. The myth. The legend. Men wanted to be him and women wanted to be with him. William Freddie McCullough died on September 11, 2013. Freddie loved deep fried Southern food smothered in Cane Syrup, fishing at Santee Cooper Lake, Little Debbie Cakes, Two and a Half Men, beautiful women, Reeses Cups and Jim Beam. Not necessarily in that order. He hated vegetables and hypocrites.

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Author: Joe Donatelli

Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles. He publishes The Humor Columnist.