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The AP reports that a Nebraska woman has sold a three-year-old McDonald’s Chicken McNugget that resembles President George Washington for $8,100 on eBay.

McWashington, as he’s being called, took some time to share the wisdom one can only learn by being both the father of our country and a small piece of chicken that has been battered and deep-fried.

Here are several of his more memorable quotes…

“I cannot tell a lie. I am not made of chicken.”

“At all costs, avoid entangling alliances with the Tangy BBQ Sauce.”

“First in war, first in peace and first dip me into the Spicy Buffalo Sauce and then double-dip me into the Creamy Ranch Sauce if you want to have yourself an epic mouthgasm.”

“For it would be to society’s benefit that every man wrap his natural impulsiveness in the crisp tempura batter of forbearance.”

“See that four-piece box blowing around in the street? McNugget George Washington slept there.”

“It was Martha, my Honey Mustard, who made all the difference.”

“On that memorable night I led a 10-piece McNuggets across the Delaware…Avenue Bridge and went to the McDonald’s on Lexington, the one by the old music shop.”

 

“Quarter Pounder Revere did this franchise a great service with his Midnight Ride, warning us all that ‘The Chicken Tenders are coming, the Chicken Tenders are coming!'”

 

 

 

“President Obama, he is Sweet and Sour, and someone ought to dip this Newt Gingrich in ketchup!”

“I should like to avoid war, but if the Burger King insists upon having it his way, then it’s war we shall have.”

“The McWashington Monument, alas, is gassy indigestion.”

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