Finally, a political party for me

Vote the Cocktail Party this fall!

I am having a cocktail

Why, yes, I do believe strongly in your platform, Cocktail Party. So glad you’ve decided to rum for office.

From the Cocktail Party’s Facebook page:

“The Cocktail Party is a group of un-concerned citizens, stirred and sometimes shaken into action in defense of the American spirit. We are in favor of less vitriol and more vodka, calling citizens to the Bar. If these are your sentiments too, why don’t you join us under our tiny umbrella. Give us a shot; our goal is not to represent you but to enjoy your company.”

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Author: Joe Donatelli

Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles. He publishes The Humor Columnist.