Disturbing search trend of the week: ‘Jenna Bachelor a man’

Is Jenna from The Bachelor a man? Some twisted people want to know

I check Google Analytics each week to see why people come to this website, what they are reading and how much time they spend reading it. Sometimes the keyword search results are disturbing. Like last week. Someone came to The Humor Columnist after searching for the term “Jenna Bachelor a man.” This is a very specific search query by someone who believes that Jenna (the woman who cried her way through the season premiere of The Bachelor) is a man. OK, granted, she did tell Ben she acts like a man, but lots of women say they do that and it does not make them a man. This keyword query probably found its match in my column This guy watched ‘The Bachelor’ so you don’t have to, which discussed Jenna in depth as someone in need of psychological help and tissues. For the record, I do not think she is a man. I have no proof of this, other than the fact that I don’t know any man who cries that much and also she does not look like a man.

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Author: Joe Donatelli

Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles. He publishes The Humor Columnist.