I check Google Analytics each week to see why people come to this website, what they are reading and how much time they spend reading it. Sometimes the keyword search results are disturbing. Like last week. Someone came to The Humor Columnist after searching for the term “evil clown.” This means someone typed “evil clown” into Google, crossed their fingers, took a big sip of Faygo and clicked on a link to my site. I think this person was was led here by A Vespa tour of Tuscany, which mentions an evil clown car. Sorry to disappoint you, you Juggalo or sick evil-clown-loving-freak. If it’s any consolation, here is a photo of an evil clown for you, which was shot by Orin Zebest.
Check out The Humor Columnist’s Disturbing Search Trend of the Week: Evil clowns.