I check Google Analytics each week to see why people come to this website, what they are reading and how much time they spend reading it. Sometimes the keyword search results are disturbing. Like last week. Someone came to The Humor Columnist after searching for the term “drunk christmas humor.” This is a very specific type of Christmas humor. It is Christmas humor that involves alcohol. One imagines a drunken dad falling into the tree or a tippling grandma casually making racist remarks. That’s dark. Why would anyone search for that? What’s wrong with you? GET OFF THE INTERNET! I do have a post on this site with the headline Drunk History Christmas, but, in my defense, the alcoholism in that video is hilarious. Photo by Daquella manera.
Our disturbing search trend of the week is drunk Christmas humor