I check Google Analytics each week to see why people come to this website, what they are reading and how much time they spend reading it. It doesn’t affect what I write, but it’s nice to know what people are interested in. Sometimes the keyword search results are funny. (Keyword search results are the words people type into Google that lead them to a particular site.) Sometimes the keyword search results are also disturbing. Last week someone came to The Humor Columnist after searching for the term “my wife fondled i watch.” I think the gentleman (we can assume he was a gentleman, right?) was led here by my Fondle my wife, please honeymoon column. He stayed for zero seconds. I guess he’s not a comedy fan.
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