Have You Stopped to Consider … The Sad and Lonely Life of The Jolly Green Giant

The Jolly Green Giant’s loneliness has been commercialized with Just for One dinners. Poor guy.



“Ho ho ho…it’s always just for one.”

Green Giant bursts into tears. Tears flood a local farm. Runs away. Accidentally stomps a peaceful village. Punches the ground for his stupidity. Earthquake kills everyone in 500-mile radius. Finds himself even more alone.


Author: Joe Donatelli

Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles. He publishes The Humor Columnist.