Dave Barry’s 2011 Holiday Gift Guide

Read Dave Barry’s 2011 gift guide

Dave Barry still writes a few columns a year and one of them is his holiday gift guide. This year Barry reviews must-have items such as a wine-holding bra and the Kim Jong-Il tongue scraper.

I’m thinking about buying my wife a “Wine Rack,” about which Barry writes: “For the true wine connoisseur, there is nothing more enjoyable than sucking body-temperature wine from a tube connected to a polyurethane bladder concealed in a woman’s undergarment.”

Read the whole thing here. And be sure to check out the photos, which are great.

Photo by Bob Eighmie from the Miami Herald

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Author: Joe Donatelli

Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles. He publishes The Humor Columnist.