It wouldn’t be the end of the year without Dave Barry’s Year in Review in the Miami Herald. This year, which happens to still be 2012–suck it, Mayans–Barry looks back on the presidential election, Predator drones, the Facebook IPO and whether or not Jeremy Lin actually exists. The column opens, “It was a cruel, cruel year — a year that kept raising our hopes, only to squash them flatter than a dead possum on the interstate,” and that’s pretty much the cheeriest bit.
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