Anyone with a brain (or possibly even without one) can DJ

Vice writer Amy Kellner writes that anyone can DJ. It’s the easiest job in the world.

Vice writer Amy Kellner writes that being the DJ at a party, bar or club might be the easiest, most overhyped job around. Writes Kellner, “You know that thing called DJing? Playing records in bars or at stupid art openings for money? Guess what DJing is? The biggest fucking bullshit con of all time! People who get over as DJs are making the easiest money ever, because they’ve convinced every PR person and club owner in the world that they’re doing something only a few natural-born geniuses can do. It’s laughable. A 70-year-old blind Ethiopian leper with 10 broken fingers can ‘spin’ just as well as any B-list celebrity at any instore party for some gay snowboarding jeans company. I promise.” Read it all here. (Warning: headline NSFW)¬†Photo by JesseRad¬†




Author: Joe Donatelli

Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles. He publishes The Humor Columnist.