Anagram Creator

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Professor Taylor: Hi Lisa. I’m Alison’s father, Professor Taylor. I’ve heard great things about you.

Lisa: Oh really? I…

Professor Taylor: Oh, don’t be modest. I’m glad we have someone who can join us in our anagram game.

Alison Taylor: We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person.

Professor Taylor: Like, er… oh, I don’t know, uh… Alec Guinness.

Alison Taylor: [thinking] Genuine class.

Professor Taylor: Ho ho, very good. Alright Lisa, um… Jeremy Irons.

Lisa: [looks worried] Jeremy’s… iron.

Professor Taylor: Mm hmm, well, that’s… very good… for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you’d like to bounce it?

Poor Lisa really could have used this anagram generator.

And in case you’re wondering–and I know you must be–my anagram is Ole! Not Jailed. Ha-ha-ha, that’s so me!

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Author: Joe Donatelli

Joe Donatelli is a writer in Los Angeles. He publishes The Humor Columnist.