I recently noted that Dave Barry and Alan Zweibel’s new book Lunatics comes out right after Christmas when no one in their right mind will be spending money. Someone calling himself “Alan Zweibel” left this response on The Humor Columnist:
Dave and I are aware that so soon after Christmas people may be tapped out. Hopefully, they’ll have enough money left over to buy “Lunatics”. For those who don’t, however, please let your readers know that we are more than willing to go to their homes and read the book to them.
I told Alan that most people would not trust him and Dave Barry inside their homes.
Oh, and for the record, Zweibel is the first person to comment on this website. (Not because it stinks! Because it hasn’t officially launched yet. I don’t know how Zweibel found it. I can only assume that, much like myself, Zweibel sits around and Googles himself all day.)