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Muscle & Fitness asked me to compile the top 10 worst workout fails of all time. Here are 10 videos that will convince you to never work out again.

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Muscle & Fitness asked me to compile the top 10 worst workout fails of all time. Not my own workout fails. It’s hard to fail when your workout consists of jumping rope and curling 15 pounds. Though I have done it. These are other people’s fails, and I just want to say thank you to each of these guys for having the good sense to post their most epic physical fails online.

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Classic Column: 200 Ways to Say You’re Drunk on St. Patrick’s Day

Read a list – woven into a story – of 200 ways to say I’m drunk this St. Patrick’s Day.

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I wrote this epic tribute to getting salubrious for Guyism in 2012. Looking back, I’m proud of how it turned out. I think it captures the fun essence of this Irish High Holy Day.

May no man owe you a farthing this St. Patrick’s Day!

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