Disturbing search trend of the week: Evil clown

Check out The Humor Columnist’s Disturbing Search Trend of the Week: Evil clowns.

I check Google Analytics each week to see why people come to this website, what they are reading and how much time they spend reading it. Sometimes the keyword search results are disturbing. Like last week. Someone came to The Humor Columnist after searching for the term “evil clown.” This means someone typed “evil clown” into Google, crossed their fingers, took a big sip of Faygo and clicked on a link to my site. I think this person was was led here by A Vespa tour of Tuscany, which mentions an evil clown car. Sorry to disappoint you, you Juggalo or sick evil-clown-loving-freak. If it’s any consolation, here is a photo of an evil clown for you, which was shot by Orin Zebest.


A collection of Christmas humor

Check out this collection of Christmas humor

These are some of my favorite pieces of Christmas humor. Includes columns, short stories, cartoons and videos.

Not a white-lights person by Michael Kelly
A great Christmas column from a much-missed columnist

And to all a good Fa La La by Dave Barry
Will change the way you think about The Little Drummer Boy forever

Duel in the Snow, or Red Ryder Nails the Cleveland Street Kid by Jean Shepherd
Short story that was the basis for A Christmas Story. And part 2 and part 3 and part 4.

A Woodland Critter Christmas from South Park
Best South Park Christmas episode not involving a Christmas poo

Death to the adults table
My column about kids tables and adults tables

Drunk History Christmas
This is what happens when you get hammered and try to recite The Night Before Christmas
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